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Cater a Wedding for 100 People Without Using a Food Processor or Build a Website Using Only HTML and CSS

    Build a Website Using Only HTML and CSS

    As you can see, I was hoping this post would appeal to as many interest groups as possible, while covering my bases with top ten keywords, right? The only thing missing is something about Christmas. I should have added, “at Christmas”. My intention was honestly far less premeditated.

    There are seventeen days left in 2021 as I write this, and only fourteen days left in the longest WordPress class I have taught to date. And there’s your catalyst. I have taught one-hour classes, three-hour classes, one-day classes, three-day classes, but never four-week long classes. However, I had already poo-pooed every page builder theme by the end of week one.

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    I teach, I write, I cook, I do a lot of things. I went to a chefs school. I put in the years as both a chef apprentice and later as an apprentice web designer. In the 80s and 90s, I chopped many cases of mushrooms in the kitchen and later built many an animated GIF banner in the agency. I’ve seen things. Now I teach. A lot. Online teaching is a thing, and I’m right there, sharing what little I know. And, what I don’t. Let’s be honest, there is a lot I don’t know.

    I do know one thing though. I prefer the years of standing in a classroom teaching WordPress or Drupal or HTML or how to make a chocolate cone from baking paper and dark chocolate to sitting in front of a screen trying to calmly explain to someone how to unpack a zip file or click on that thing, to the right, the other right, next to the words “Click here”. I like to move around in a classroom. I need space to unfurl.

    We’re all Just Basically Kind of Lazy

    Wedged in between two, two week classes of SEO, are the current four introductory weeks to WordPress. I know my students would like to use a lot of plugins and page builder themes. I did too when I discovered them. Sort of. I went through a phase where I refused to use a CMS. Really! I was a purist.

    The class includes a full day learning HTML and CSS. There is a day looking at UX and UI. Another day looking at SEO and the importance of landing pages. There is beauty in understanding the WHY and the HOW. There is great satisfaction in typing a few characters into a text file and having them form an actual document which for want of a better word, is actually a web page.

    When I was younger, I too drooled over the tools of my trades. At the agency, sweating over my HTML, I lusted after Dreamweaver. During my years in the kitchen, I grew visibly excited at the thought of the Hobart range of kitchen appliances (industrial-sized). I glared and fumed when my managers both culinary and web forced me to use my hands to flute mushrooms and code HTML tables when I KNEW there were tools that would do both faster and easier. Why did they do this to me when there were perfectly good machines available?

    I think the human race made a big mistake at the beginning of the industrial revolution, we leaped for the mechanical things, people need the use of their hands to feel creative.

    Andre Norton

    Tools are Those Things that Remind Us to be Humble

    If you are to learn respect for your tools, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. Really. I mean, will we ever understand what a plugin really does if we haven’t tried to program one ourselves? No. Will we ever respect the baker if we have not ourselves tried, and failed, to bake a cake? Never.

    I have baked a lot of cakes. I’ve also built more than three hundred and fifty websites in the thirty years I’ve been building them. That’s only about ten a year. Come to think of it, it’s not that many. I still have one website that is static HTML. I wouldn’t have it any other way. It is a website that lives or dies by my hand. Not a plugin nor a theme nor a CMS has it felt, nor shall it. It is my pride and joy. The latest iteration of a website that I first published in 1994 on the system here in Germany. My first website. I still prefer to make my cakes from scratch and by hand too.

    A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman; but a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist.

    Louis Nizer

    You Don’t need a KitchenAid to Craft a Meatball

    While I was studying some of the early versions of Flash, Photoshop, Fireworks, Image Ready, and others during the day, I was catering parties and weddings at night. Everything from pates to cakes to little meatballs stuffed with goat cheese and tossed in chocolate nibs came out of our tiny kitchen in the Schwabing quarter of Munich. We didn’t own a food processor. I had a lot of knives though. We managed. My hands and I.

    It’s incredible just how much our hands do in a lifetime. They help us realise those ideas we have from the skills we have learned. One day we won’t even need to click a mouse though. We will just call over to Alexa or Siri to order something from Amazon for us. Our hands will lose their function, as over time will our feet and legs from extended periods of sitting in a comfy chair glued to a VR headset.

    I have to admit, after my rant about honest toil, that I haven’t touched a typewriter in decades. All eight of my books have been created on a laptop. My early term papers were written on a typewriter, and my later ones were done on a tiny, boxy, Macintosh. I would like to write a book with a typewriter one day. Soon. While my hands still work.

    With thanks to Thom Milkovic for the image from Unsplash